Creativity, it’s been a while since you and I have had a chat. I think it’s time you and I go over (again) some rules for working as a unit.
As you know, Her Majesty is in charge completely and utterly. However, in the event that she is not working and Inner-Sandman says it is perfectly acceptable for me to be awake, you should probably take your cues from me. Given that I am older and this is, you know, my body.
Which brings me to the issue of the night. While I love your enthusiasm about the currently unnamed ghost story, that is a project confined to the bounds of Umass campus and should not be worked on or thought about when I am not there until futher notice. Here in my room, there is a much larger and long-term project to which you should devote your attention. I’m sure even you can understand, there is a time and a place for everything. If you cannot tell if this is the time or place, please defer to someone old and wiser than you. (But not Fangirl, she has no sense of discretion.)
I’m glad we had this talk.
Love always,
The Body (Sage)
MEMO
From: Creativity
To: Miss Sage
RE: Fromal Reply to Who’s in Charge Here?
Dear Miss Sage,
Respectfully, no. I will play in whatever world I please and you will put up with it.
Love and Kisses
Creativity :)
in an ideal world:
the ideal gas law would apply to everything
the Carot Cycle would be useful for something
classes would not happen before 11am
homework would not exist
ice cream is at every meal
food time is not limited to food hours
I could read books that I want instead of plays I don’t care about
tv is always streaming
I could go to all my fencing practices
I am not too sick to invite over the guy that I like.
and many, many other things I can’t think of
I do not live in an ideal world.
Me: *asleep* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Creativity: play with me!
*alarm goes off*
Creativity: play with me!!
me: uuuuuuuugggggggggggghhhhh
*walking out of my room*
Creativity: play with me!
me: class
*in class*
Creativity: play with me!
me: homework
*doing homework*
Creativity: play with me!
Me: more homework
*homework done*
Creativity: now will you play with me?
Me: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
If there was ever a female Doctor, Mary was it.
Head canon, idgaf, fight me.
seriously. she had the bag that was bigger on the inside and everything.
Bowties are cool, huh Mary?
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
#been saying this for years #issues with authority. cheeky. sweeps children away on nonsensical adventures. is sometimes a dick. has sociopathic tendencies. is delightful. sounds like the doctor to me
Okay, so Julie Andrews for Twelfth Doctor, y/y?
0mg
We all know Time Lords enjoy silly hats as well!
Does this make her talking parrot umbrella the Tin Dog?
Is Bert her companion?
I have just had my first encounter with a piece of technology called a treadmill. It was a curious sensation. I found myself having trouble identifying the proper speed at which to set the machine. It occured to me that perhaps the best solution would be to provide a guide to relate the numbers for speed to everyday activities, ranging from walking to running.
For example:
a day at the mall - 2.3
being followed by a “creeper” - 3.6
late for class - 4.0
late for a test - 4.6
late for the last bus - 5.3
zombies - 20
end log.
Granted, when I speak I do say things like “Can you hear the air quotes?” usually when I’m too lazy to move my hands. However, in writing, what’s wrong with the word ‘sarcastic’?
